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 Senior Moments
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Long ago cursing and beating a stick into the ground was called
witchcraft............... Today, it's called golf.
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Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and
start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to
know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of
Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a
nice change from being young.
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One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald,
they don't recognize you.
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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to
laugh at when you are old.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull
up your zipper, then .... Oh my goodness you forgot to pull your zipper
down!
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If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in
a smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker??
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And best of all I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to
the top.